found this on CL. no lie
BABY-MAKING COUCH--FREE
Date: 2010-08-25, 10:36PMIn the pursuit of creating life, people will go to extraordinary lengths and costs to have a child. And yet, with this one olive couch, you could do it for FREE.
My wife and I conceived our second child on this couch, who is due to arrive next month. I realize many others selling couches on Craigslist will never mention the sex they had on their couches. Let me burst that bubble now: ALL OF THEM DID.
The difference with this couch is that it has been proven to produce procreative sex.
But maybe you're a college student who has no interest in getting pregnant. You just want a free couch. I get that. Well, let me tell you that plenty of completely unproductive, non-procreative sex also happened on this couch. So ignore the above advertisement targeted towards biologically-ticking couples. Statistically speaking, this couch is like a condom, but much more comfortable.
That all being said, we clean the couch pretty diligently. It's only three years old. And it's damn comfortable for watching the game, playing XBox, getting banished for a night, or, well, you know.... So while it may not be immaculate, nor the site of the Immaculate Conception, it's a good deal (when is free NOT a good deal?)
And the ottoman and two throw pillows are nice.
If you come and help me haul it away (which may involve getting it down nine flights of stairs, with the aid of a couple strapping, procreative men), it is yours for free.
We're in Van Ness, and I would need it hauled away probably by the end of the day Thursday, or sometime Friday. Otherwise, it's trash.
- Location: Van Ness, DC
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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