11.30.2010

Fucking Art.

this is what drawing is like to me.  painful and sad.  i fucking hate drawing.  bc i suck at it.  i have never met anyone who loved to do something they suck at....  oh wait!!  i have!!  i have this friend who can't sing for shit, but sings at the top of her lungs every chance she gets!! and she KNOWS she sucks at it...  gotta love high self-esteem.


Owl

Alice in Won-dro-land

this is the best mash-up i have ever seen of totally foolishness.  i mean, the entire movie is like a drug trip so you might as well just dub some Three-6 mafia over it...

Nothing New

we have always hated TSA.  get over it.  or be high brow about it like the New Yorker.


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The New Yorker has a slideshow of airport security cartoons from 1938-2009. The cartoon above is from 1972.

I Love Black Women.

they make the best faces ever.  especially when they realize that they shoulda never been with that worthless ass scoundrel no way.

11.23.2010

Fact (4)

lmao!!  this is def what happens at the club!!! 


funny graphs - Can't Have Fun without Recursion

Much Needed.

for you rude fucks who talk/text/check dumb shit during any meal or gathering time...  dicks.



The Phonekerchief is a mobile-phone-signal blocking hankie that you can wrap around your phone while you're at dinner as a way of telling your dining companion that s/he is more important than your invisible wireless friends.

The Pen15 Club

Can I write Pen15 on your hand?



The Pen15 Club

Conversation Pit

this is so great right here.  imagine all the dialogue that would develop.  up to and including:
how happy are you to be in my conversation pit? 
no we can't call it anything else. 
i don't know why i didn't use shag carpet. 
yeah, i have had sex down here a few times.
no, you have to weigh less than 90lbs to use the swing chair.
yeah, we light the fire even in the summer. 

gems. 


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During a recent trip to my New Jersey hometown, I had a chance to revisit the "Conversation Pit" located in the basement of the house next door to where I grew up.
The Pit (as we called it) is quite literally unchanged since the day it was completed in 1974 -- original pillows, hanging basket chairs, groovy wall graphics, foam-padded lounge areas, stainless-steel mobile, track lights, and all.  As kids, we were never allowed to play in The Pit, lest we soil the pristine white shag with our grubby little paws. We always wondered what the adults did in there, and our banishment only added to the mystery.

Anyhow, during my visit, my neighbor mentioned she was considering the idea of remodeling The Pit. This triggered howls of protest both from her own daughter, and from me.  I threatened to alert the Smithsonian Institution of The Pit's existence. "If you go ahead with the remodel," I warned, "The Smithsonian will slap you with a Historic Landmark designation so fast it'll make your lava lamp bubble over."

She laughed, then relented. The current plan is to "restore" the pit by simply replacing the carpet, and leaving it at that. Whew!
My Neighbor's Basement Conversation Pit

Cool Shit.

i love this camera...  just don't get it for me for christmas....  thanks.


cardboard cameras by kiel johnson

Same Movie?

11.21.2010

Fact. (3)

funny graphs - Gimme Samoa!

Better Than Garrett Morgan

i love the couting down stop lights that tell you how long you have left.  but THESE are even COOLER!!  how can we vote these into our society?  should i get a petition going???





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Alert!

Adorable.


via Boing Boing by Xeni Jardin on 11/15/10

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Fuck Yeah.

Infallible. Go, Pope.



Say What? of the Day: Look who’s finally coming around! Oh, wait: “There may be a basis in the case of some individuals, as perhaps when a male prostitute uses a condom [to prevent the spread of HIV].”
Well, at least he’s coming around to male prostitution. That’s something, right?

Full Body Lovin'.

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11.20.2010

11.11.2010

Hats Off!

for you losers who insist upon wearing hats...  here are the reasons why you wear them.  my fav is the "Belonging Need" section.  ha.


funny graphs - I Put on My Wizard Hat
Source: Indexed

Murder.She.Wrote.

omg.  this clip was waaaay too much for me to take.  angela lansbury is talking about sex and gyrating and rubbing herself.  i.just.cant.

maybe my immaturity is overwhelming me or something...  maybe i truly am disgusted by the thought of old people getting it on...  maybe i don't want to hear angela lansbury's thoughts on post-menopausal women maintaining their "mystery"...

either way, you should definitely watch so that i don't feel so alone and creeped out.

i DARE you not to be uncomfortable by this.  I DARE YOU.


11.08.2010

Pobre.

Wild G. Chasing.

bless his heart.


Everyone's Blog Posts - My Modern Metropolis

Best Monkey Ever.


Just what is this monkey doing sprawled out on the lawn? Well, if you were made out of 10,000 flip-flops you'd probably have a few relaxed bones in your body, too! This awesome, site specific installation was created for Pixelshow's 2010 conference in Sao Paulo, Brazil. Local students came together and arranged these "pixels" out of the Brazilian icon and then named him Fat Monkey. It is by Macaco Gordo. Watch the video below to see it all come together.


Pray for Us All.

a helpful chart for those who love the serenity prayer.


funny graphs - Twelve Step Program in Three Steps

WTF?

epic fail photos - Autocomplete Me: Eating Dirt FAIL

I Love America.

we ain't got no damn sense.  none.

Good Question.

HAHAHA!!! I mean...

sadness all around.